bros

Sometimes my boys are not allowed to play or talk or touch or look or breath on each other.  I know this is hard to do, but it is just necessary.  If they do any of this they will fight or scream or whine and I just can't handle it.  But, every now and then they play a game together nicely for more than 3 minutes, and it is so freaking awesome.  I overheard them playing a new Paw Patrol board game the other day.

Nash - 'Oh my gosh your breath smells disgusting.  Did you eat rotten eggs and drink dookie?'

Jackson - 'It's your own breath you are smelling... smells like diarrhea to me.'

Then I cringe as I hear the sound of stank breath being blown in each others face.