Advertisement - Local toddler seeks work picking up pine cones and throwing them in the lake. Will work for hours. Payment of one fruit cup per hour. Will bring dog free of charge who can also bark for hours.
Move out of my way ma!
bye-bye ducks, sorry about all of the pine cones I threw at you...
Keep watch for the dinosaur size snapping turtle that lives somewhere in that lake...
ReplyDeleteIf I had a yard, he would be the first person I called. I think it's time for another lunch date!
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